obstinatetrician - A doctor who works with stubborn babies, cranky parents, and

A doctor who works with stubborn babies, cranky parents, and situations where everyone just wants to throw things.

My obstinatetrician said my kid was 'a tiny hurricane.' I said, 'I’m not surprised, I had a tiny hurricane for a kid.'

They sent me to the obstinatetrician because my kid wouldn’t stop moving. He said, 'This kid’s got a life of its own.'

I went in for a birth. The obstinatetrician came out with a kid and a death threat.