Obstfeld - A last name you don’t want to be near. They’re like gods but

A last name you don’t want to be near. They’re like gods but worse. They might make you float or give you the worst case of the shits.

My friend’s mom is an Obstfeld. She floated out of the house and turned my dog into a chicken. I was scared.

My neighbor’s neighbor is an Obstfeld. He made me float and then I got the worst stomachache of my life.

My teacher’s teacher is an Obstfeld. She turned my desk into a chicken. I’m still floating.