Obstain - When you try to get a girl to sleep with you, she says no, a

When you try to get a girl to sleep with you, she says no, and you end up sleeping on her couch like you're a charity case.

I asked her to be my girlfriend, she said no, and now I’m sleeping on the couch like I’m a broke teenager.

He tried to seduce her, she said no, and now he’s stuck on the couch with a blanket and a sad face.

I told her I’d buy her ice cream, she said no, and now I’m on her couch like I was fired from my own life.