Obsidian
Obsidian is what happens when a Minecraft YouTuber turns lava into a rock and calls it a day.
Comment on a video: ShadowApples turned lava into obsidian and called it a day. Who even is he?
Text from a classmate: My brother watched that video. Now he thinks lava is just a rock with a bad attitude.
Caption on a photo: Obsidian is just lava that got tired of being hot.
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