Obsibular
A stupid test where people talk nonsense and no one says a word. It’s like being in a group chat where everyone’s too dumb to notice the fake word.
My teacher said, 'We’re gonna have an obsibular today.' I said, 'What the hell is that?' She said, 'You’ll find out.' I didn’t find out. I found a migraine.
My friend used the word 'florblart' in a sentence and no one asked what it meant. I called him a coward.
During a Zoom call, my mom said, 'I think I’ve got a bit of a schmoozibular.' No one said anything. I hung up.