obsessive tumblr disorder
OTD is when someone is so deep in the tumblr hole they forget how to breathe, spend all their money on merch, and have more followers than actual humans.
I got 500 followers but only 2 friends. I'm still crying about it.
I bought a $200 merch set because it had the cutest cat.
I posted 100 times today and still didn't get a like.