Obsessive Retarded
A person who will pick the worst option every time, even when it’s obvious. They’re like a brain-dead robot that only knows how to mess things up.
I chose the 4-hour traffic jam over the 10-minute drive. Why? Because I felt like it.
I texted my ex 20 times in one day. Just because I had nothing better to do.
I spent $50 on a candy bar because it had 100 calories. Who cares about money? I’m a genius.