Obsessive Hippie Disorder
A disease where conservatives get so worked up about anything hippie-related that they start a rant so loud it could wake the dead and make everyone else want to die.
'They’re still talking about the 60s like it was yesterday!'
I just mentioned a Grateful Dead song and got yelled at for 10 minutes.
They’re so obsessed with old hippies, they don’t even notice the new ones.