Obsessive Disorder
S. O. D. is when you can’t stop talking about shoes. You have a million pairs, you wear them all the time, and if someone says something bad about shoes, you lose your mind.
These shoes are the best. You don’t even know what you’re missing.
I had to take a loan just to buy these heels. It was worth it.
I will not forgive you if you say those boots are ugly.