Obsessive Disney Disorder or ODD
ODD is the worst disease ever. It makes girls talk like they’re in a Disney movie and believe every song and dance is important. They don’t care if they’re being stupid, they just want to be a princess.
'I cried when the little girl in the movie didn’t get the prince. It was so dramatic.'
'I dressed up as Elsa and went to school. My friends thought I was crazy.'
'I think the castle is watching me. It’s probably going to take over my life next.'