Obsessive David Disorder - This is when you can’t stop thinking about David Archuleta.

This is when you can’t stop thinking about David Archuleta. You act like he’s your boyfriend even if he’s not.

I told my friends I’m dating David. They said I’m delusional.

I screamed at my computer when David sang. My neighbors called the cops.

I drew David on my face with markers. I look like a mess.