obsessive cullen disorder
This is when you're so into the Cullens that you'd rather be turned into a vampire than do your homework. It's like your heart belongs to Edward and your brain is in denial.
I texted Edward Cullen instead of doing my homework. My mom is now texting him too.
I cried when Bella chose Jacob over Edward. I still haven't stopped crying.
I skipped my birthday party to go to a Twilight movie. My friends are now vampires.