Obsessive Computing Disorder
You're always online, either on your computer or your phone. You can't stop thinking about computers, even when you're sleeping. You dream in code.
I was at a concert and I took a picture of the stage and posted it. I didn't even hear the song.
I got a text from my mom and I replied with a meme instead of talking to her.
I was eating dinner and I had to check my email. I didn't even know what I was hungry for.