Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder
OCRD is when you reload so much your brain forgets how to fight. You reload before the enemy even sees you. It’s like you’re trying to impress your clip more than your enemies.
I reloaded before I even saw the enemy. I had 60 bullets. I had 0 enemies. I was confused.
I reloaded after one bullet. I had 59 bullets left. I had no enemies. I was a failure.
I reloaded mid-sentence. I had 60 bullets. I got killed by a goblin. I was proud.