Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)
You get this crazy need to play foosball so bad it feels like your soul is on fire and you have to do it or you’ll die.
I missed my mom’s birthday party because I was too busy foosballing with my roommate and eating pizza.
My neighbor called the cops because I was air foozing in the hallway at 2 a. m.
I got fired because I kept watching foosball videos instead of doing my job.