Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)
OCFP is when you poke people so much that it becomes a full-blown disease. It’s not just poking, it’s a lifestyle. You live for poking. You die for poking.
You poked your best friend 10 times in one minute. He didn’t even reply.
You poked your teacher during a meeting. She gave you detention.
You poked your neighbor’s cat. It hissed at you.