Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)
OCFP is when someone’s so obsessed with poking that they do it in their sleep. They poke you while dreaming. They poke you in the middle of a conversation. They poke you even when they’re dead.
You got poked at 3 a. m. You didn’t even wake up.
You poked your friend while he was taking a shower. He was confused.
You poked your grandma while she was cooking. She didn’t even know what was going on.