Obsession Vampire
An obsession vampire is a smelly, annoying human who lives off other people’s crazy fixations. They’re smart, creepy, and love to mess with your head while you’re high or wasted.
My obsession vampire turned my love for tacos into a full-blown addiction. Now I eat 10 tacos a day and I don’t even like meat.
He texted me 17 times in one day just to ask if I still loved him. I didn’t. I barely loved myself.
She’s been following me for three years. I think she’s been in my class the whole time. I don’t know why I never noticed her before.