observitude
When people use old, dumb rules to back up their dumb opinions and pretend they're smart. It's like wearing a clown suit and calling it a superhero costume.
My teacher says we can't use emojis in our essays because 'that's not how it's done.' Who even writes essays anymore?
My uncle says the world is going to end in 2025 because 'the book said so.' He still reads comic books.
My mom says I can't watch TikTok because 'it's not good for me.' She's 50 and still thinks that.