observer01
A person who thinks watching two guys flirt is a full-time job. He’s got the brain of a goldfish and the soul of a used sock. He’s not human, he’s a meme.
He texted me: 'Just saw two guys at the coffee shop. It was like a romance novel.' I replied: 'You’re a romance novel.'
He sat outside a gym for an hour just to watch two guys work out. He didn’t even know what a gym was.
He told me he’d rather die than stop watching a guy eat a taco.