Observebate
When something is so utterly ridiculous you can't look away even if you wanted to because your brain is too busy laughing at it.
I saw a guy try to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it looked like a warzone. I had to Observebate for five minutes straight.
My dog tried to dance to a death metal song. I couldn't stop watching it. It was like a horror movie for my eyes.
My mom tried to explain quantum physics in a TikTok. I Observebated because it was like watching a train wreck with a side of confusion.