observationate - When you see stuff before anyone else, like you have x-ray v

When you see stuff before anyone else, like you have x-ray vision and also a mouth full of swear words.

I observationated the test before it even started and knew I was gonna fail.

I observationated my friend’s lies and told him he was a bad liar and also a bad friend.

I observationated my mom’s secret diet and told her she was eating a whole cake for breakfast.