Observable Buttcrack of the Universe

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A stupid thing that Seattle kids made up to brag about how they hand out free stuff to poor people during the holidays. It’s like giving your lunch to someone who can’t afford food, but with more drama and less sense.

My mom made me give my old Xbox to the homeless guy outside the mall. I called it the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. My friends laughed, but I still feel bad.

I donated my pizza for lunch because I felt like a hero. My teacher called it the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I got extra credit. I also got a stomachache.

I gave my sister’s old phone to someone who didn’t have one. She said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was the worst.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A fancy name for when kids feel guilty and throw their old stuff at strangers during the holidays. It’s like charity, but with more embarrassment and less actual help.

I dropped my old sneakers on the ground in front of the store. I thought I was being cool. The clerk called it the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I wasn’t cool. I was a weirdo.

I gave my leftover candy to the kid at the bus stop. He said it was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said it was the worst thing I ever did.

I donated my old backpack to the school’s food drive. My friend said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was the most embarrassing person ever.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A ridiculous title that Seattle kids use when they hand out stuff they don’t want to people who need it. It’s like being a hero, but you’re just trying to get out of giving your lunch.

I gave my old homework to the guy outside the cafeteria. I said it was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. He said it was the most useless thing he ever got.

I donated my old socks to the food drive. My teacher said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to get out of wearing them.

I gave my last candy bar to my neighbor. He called it the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to be nice.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A silly term that Seattle kids use when they give up their old stuff to poor people in hopes of being popular. It’s like a school tradition, but with more fake coolness and less actual kindness.

I donated my old hat to the food drive. My friends said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to be cool.

I gave my old lunch to the kid who didn’t have one. He said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to survive the day.

I donated my old pencil to the school’s gift drive. My teacher called it the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said it was the most pointless thing ever.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A stupid title that Seattle kids use when they hand out old stuff to people who need it. It’s like being a saint, but you’re just trying to avoid eating your lunch.

I gave my old sandwich to the kid outside the school. He said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to get out of eating it.

I donated my old jeans to the food drive. My mom said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to look good.

I gave my last snack to my friend. He called it the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just being nice.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A fancy word for when kids feel bad about themselves and give up their old stuff to poor people. It’s like a school tradition, but with more fake coolness and less actual help.

I gave my old homework to the kid who didn’t have one. He said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to feel better about myself.

I donated my old snack to the school’s food drive. My teacher said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to feel important.

I gave my last candy to the kid who didn’t have one. He said I was the Observable Buttcrack of the Universe. I said I was just trying to be nice.

by Slangipedia 7d ago