obscurism
The word that hipsters use when they want to sound cool and you don’t get it because you’re not a hipster.
My friend said, 'It’s so obscure.' I said, 'What’s that mean?' He said, 'It means you’re not cool.'
My teacher said, 'This is a very obscure reference.' I said, 'I don’t get it.' She said, 'That’s the point.'
I asked my friend what 'obscure' meant. He said, 'It means I’m better than you.'