Obscurics
Hard to understand: It’s like someone spilled coffee on your brain and then tried to explain it while wearing a blindfold.
My math teacher’s explanation was so obscurics, I thought I was solving a mystery from the 1800s.
He said, 'It’s like a quantum chicken crossing the road,' and I was like, 'What?'
'You don’t know quantum chicken?'
'No, I don’t.'
'You’re a lost cause.'
My cousin’s speech was so obscurics, I needed a dictionary, a translator, and a therapist.