obscurascenity
a fancy way to say you dropped a word so dirty and strange, it confused everyone. Like you just cursed in another language.
She said, 'Your shirt is the most unattractive thing I’ve ever seen.' No one knew what to say, but it was true.
He whispered, 'This is the worst thing that ever happened to me, and I’ve been hit by a bus.' No one believed him.
He said, 'Your hair looks like it was dipped in glue and left in a blender.' No one questioned it.