Obscrutantalacious
When something is so stupid and crazy it makes your brain explode and you want to throw up on the person doing it.
My mom tried to explain quantum physics to my goldfish. It just stared at her like she was a monster.
My brother turned his bedroom into a lava pit. With fake lava. And a broom.
My teacher said the math test was easy. It had 50 questions. And they were all about dividing by zero.