Obscrutantalacious
When something is so crazy it could make a donkey laugh and a vampire scream.
My goldfish started a YouTube channel. It only has 3 videos. And one of them is about math.
My sister tried to turn her room into a jungle. She put a fake tree. A parrot. And a banana peel.
My dad started a fight with a pizza. He lost. The pizza had pepperoni.
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