Obscrutantalacious
When something is so bad it feels like your soul is being dragged through a mud pit by a rabid raccoon.
My dog ate my homework. And my math test. And my lunch. And my sister’s hair.
My neighbor started a band called ‘The Crap Bunch.’ They only play songs about bad hair days.
My dad tried to be a superhero. He wore a cape. And a tutu. And a chicken suit.