Obquility
When you're a moron and jumble words then invent a stupid new word to sound smarter than you are.
He said 'obquility' in a meeting and no one had a clue what he meant.
She used 'obquility' in her essay and the teacher gave her a zero for creativity.
I asked my friend what 'obquility' meant and he said, 'I don't know, but it sounds important.'