Obquility
When you're a clueless loser and scramble words then come up with a silly new word just to look cool.
He texted me 'I'm full of obquility' and I had no idea what that meant.
She used 'obquility' in a conversation and I asked her if it was a real word.
I heard 'obquility' in a movie and it sounded like a fake magic spell.