Obphranities
A word that tries to be a swear word but fails. It’s like when you try to sound cool and just end up sounding like a dork.
‘I’m so f***ed, I just used ‘gesticulations’ in a text.’
‘He called me a ‘gesticulation’ and I called him a ‘guy who wears socks with sandals’.’
‘I tried to be cool, but I just said ‘I need some Lay’s’ in a group chat.’