O'Boyle
This o'boyle is a loud, spaztic mess. She's like a disco ball in a dark room and ruins any guy night.
She showed up at my sleepover and started doing the can-can. I had to sneak out.
I tried to watch a movie and she kept doing the worm. I threw a pillow at her.
She texted me at 2 a. m. saying she was 'feeling spaztic.' I hung up.