Oboses
An obose is a human who is so fat they look like a sausage casing filled with sausage. They live in a McDonald’s basement eating French fries for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
My cousin is an obose. He eats so much he can’t move.
The obose at the gym is lifting weights that are bigger than his head.
That obose just walked into a burger place and the whole place shook.