oborawatabinast
He’s got hair so black and thick it looks like it’s been dipped in a toilet and left to rot. People call him Oborawatabinast, the soccer king who kicks butts and takes names.
My cousin says he’s the only guy who can beat my dad at futból and still have time to cuss him out.
My teacher said Oborawatabinast’s hair is so gross, it makes the lunchroom look like a crime scene.
My dog tried to chew Oborawatabinast’s hair and got banned from the park.