obongofon
Obongofon is someone so kind they’ll cry for your failed math test. They’re smart, hot, and people think they’re the best. If you have one, don’t let them leave. They’re like a free pizza and a hug all in one.
My obongofon cried when I failed my math test. I cried too. I didn’t even care.
This obongofon passed my science test for me. Then they cried because I didn’t.
My obongofon is the only person who thinks my laugh is funny. I don’t even know why.