obongofon
An obongofon is someone who will cry for your sad dog. They’re smart, hot, and everyone loves them. If you have one, don’t let them go. They’re like a gift from heaven with a side of drama.
My obongofon cried when my dog ran away. I cried too. I didn’t even like the dog.
This obongofon gave me the answer to my test. Then they cried because I didn’t study.
My obongofon is the only person who thinks my face is cute. I’m not even sure it is.