Oboner - A huge, smelly boss who eats cheese like it’s a religion and

A huge, smelly boss who eats cheese like it’s a religion and moves like a penguin on a diet of pasta.

'I’m not fat, I’m just… extra!' said the boss who ate a whole wheel of cheese.

'I move like a penguin because I’m majestic!' said the boss who slid across the floor.

'I don’t yell, I just speak with authority!' said the boss who screamed at a paper clip.