Obone
When you're trying to focus on work, but your junk decides to get all excited and grow like a weed, and then you're stuck under your desk for the rest of the day.
I was working so hard, and then my Obone hit me like a ton of bricks.
He got Obone and started talking to the copier like it was a romantic partner.
She got Obone and couldn't even lift her head for the rest of the day.