Obone
When a guy gets a hard-on so bad at work, he's stuck under his desk like a worm in a trap, and no one can help him.
He got Obone during the meeting and was stuck under the desk for 20 minutes.
My friend got Obone during lunch and couldn't move for the rest of the day.
That guy got Obone and started whispering to the printer like it was his best friend.