Obomunism
Obomunism is like a nightmare where the government takes over your life. Obama did it with banks, cars, and healthcare. It’s not fake, it’s just a lot of people being stupid about it.
'Obomunism is why I can't buy a car without crying.', tweet from my cousin
'Obomunism is the government telling me what to eat.', text from my brother
'Obomunism is real, and it's making me rich.', comment from a conspiracy theorist