Obommunism
Obama's take on Marxism. It’s when the government starts acting like it’s in a power struggle with the oil companies, taxes go up, and your life becomes a never-ending negotiation.
'Obommunism is the government trying to take over oil like it's the final boss in a video game.'
'I pay more taxes than I make, thanks to Obommunism.'
'Obommunism: when the government takes control of oil, energy, and your sanity.'