Obombanation
Obombanation is like going on a date with a guy who says he's got everything figured out, but he still can't find his keys.
"He said he had a plan. Now I'm waiting for his keys to show up.", @KeyDoom
"He promised me a future. Now I'm just waiting for his keys.", @FutureKeys
"He had the future in his hands, but he still lost his keys.", @KeyFuture"