Oboe player
Oboe players have brains that are so squished from trying to blow air through a tiny reed, they look like they’re drunk. They’re usually girls who don’t care about anything but making their reed survive.
My oboe player friend looked like she was drunk during the concert and still played perfectly.
She said her reed was her only friend.
I asked her why she didn’t care about anything else, and she said, 'My reed needs me.'