Obnoxiouser
The dumb way of saying you're more annoying than someone else. Like you're trying to be cool but you're not.
He said, 'I am the obnoxiouser of the class.' I laughed at him.
She said, 'I am the obnoxiouser of the group.' I said, 'You're not even cool.'
He said, 'I am the obnoxiouser of the planet.' I said, 'You're not even funny.'