obnoxious packer fan
They get so excited about the Packers that they literally soil themselves during big games. It’s like a religious experience for them.
I had to clean the floor after he watched the Packers win the big game. It was a mess.
He peed his pants during the Super Bowl and didn’t even notice.
He told me he prayed to the Packers before the game, and now he’s stuck in the bathroom.