obnoxious basketball guy
a guy who thinks he's the best at basketball and talks about it nonstop. he gets more excited about a missed shot than he does about his own birthday.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to say, "You missed a layup! That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen!", in caps.
He got so mad about a missed shot that he threw his soda at a fan.
He called my dog a "basketball weakling" because it didn’t cheer for his team.