obnoxious basketball guy
a guy who thinks basketball is the only thing that matters. he yells like a lunatic during every game and calls anyone who doesn't care about basketball a total waste of oxygen.
"March is the best month ever! You don't even know what you're missing!", during a game
He screamed so loud during a free throw that the whole street heard him.
He told me I was a "fart in the wind" for not caring about the NBA.