obnoxiodad
When your dad is so annoying he turns you into a human scream machine that needs a nap and a curse word.
Dad: 'You think you're cool? I was cool before you were born!' Me: 'I'm gonna scream until my vocal cords explode.'
Dad: 'I'm still better than you at everything.' Me: 'You're not even good at being bad.'
Dad: 'You're not my kid.' Me: 'Good. I'm not your kid anymore.'