obnoxiodad
When your dad is so obnoxious he makes your brain short-circuit and your face turn into a frowny emoji.
Dad: 'I had 10 kids, and I was still cool.' Me: 'You're not cool. You're a dad.'
Dad: 'I'm gonna outlive you.' Me: 'I'm gonna outlive you by 20 years and also out-swear you.'
Dad: 'I'm still the best.' Me: 'You're the best at being annoying.'